My grandma just fell and broke her hip.
My aunt who’s more of a grandma did the same, and recovered remarkably quickly. Hopefully yours will too!
So Reading Rainbow was cancelled after 26 years… I didn’t even know they were still making episodes anyway.
I swear that show is the inspiration for all Boards of Canada and Black Moth Super Rainbow recordings.
Larry Carlson <3<3
Alright. I haven’t had a Cheerwine since June. I’m going to break character again. Twice in a row. So here you go. A picture of Enrique Iglesias.
Wow.
My RA’s name is Helen Keller. No joke.
I’ve been like this all day. i promise when i wake up ill be all better and it’ll be sunny.
I, SKULLS MCGEE, HAVE BEEN EXACTLY THE SAME WAY LATELY. NO SUNSHINE FOR MY ROBOT, AS NEITHER MY ROBOT NOR I HAVE HAD ANY CHEERWINE. HOWEVER, LAURA SAYS THAT THEY SELL THE STUFF IN GEORGETOWN, AND THAT MAKES ME OPTIMISTIC. THERE IS A GLIMMER OF SUNSHINE IN THE STATE OF KENTUCKY. AND I, SKULLS MCGEE, AM IN LEXINGTON. CHEEEEEEEEERWINE.
SO THERE’S THIS STUFF…
IT’S CALLED PURE CANE SUGAR. I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S SO CANE ABOUT IT, DOESN’T LOOK LIKE A WALKING STICK TO ME.
BUT I FOUND PEOPLE SELLING IT IN CHEERWINE INSTEAD OF HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP. I TOOK A SIP, AND I, SKULLS MCGEE, HAD AN ORGASMIC EXPERIENCE.
SO I WAS WALKING AROUND DOWNTOWN KNOXVILLE AT SUNDOWN IN THE CITY.
THERE WAS A BOOTH GIVING OUT FREE CHEERWINE. KNOXVILLE. MY ANCESTRAL HOME.
THE GOSPEL OF CHEERWINE HAS SPREAD, AND I, SKULLS MCGEE, WOULD LIKE TO THINK THAT I AM PART OF THIS CHEERWINE EVANGELISM.
THAT OR AN AGGRESSIVE MARKETING CAMPAIGN.
I LIKE MY IDEA BETTER.
SORRY I, SKULLS MCGEE, HAVE NOT INFORMED YOU OF MY LOVE AS OF LATE.
YOU SEE, I HAVE BEEN SPIRALING NONCHALANTLY INTO A WORLD OF WOE, AS I COUNTED THE NUMBER OF CHEERWINE CANS AVAILABLE IN MY REFRIGERATOR: 12.
I FIND IT HARD TO GET BY, REALIZING THAT MY NECTAR, MY LIFESOURCE, IS SLOWLY DRAINING AWAY. HOWEVER, 168 CANS SINCE THE NEW YEAR? NOT BAD. NOT BAD AT ALL.
MY FRIEND FROM MADAGASCAR MAY COVERTLY RESTORE MY SUPPLIES. I WILL KEEP YOU POSTED.
UNTIL THEN, ADIEU.