SO THERE’S THIS STUFF…
IT’S CALLED PURE CANE SUGAR. I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S SO CANE ABOUT IT, DOESN’T LOOK LIKE A WALKING STICK TO ME.
BUT I FOUND PEOPLE SELLING IT IN CHEERWINE INSTEAD OF HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP. I TOOK A SIP, AND I, SKULLS MCGEE, HAD AN ORGASMIC EXPERIENCE.
