An ode to the nectar of North Carolina

This sucks.

Tue, 01 Sep 2009 17:19:21 -0500

dakotafloyd:

My grandma just fell and broke her hip.

My aunt who’s more of a grandma did the same, and recovered remarkably quickly. Hopefully yours will too!

wtflolbbq: So Reading Rainbow was cancelled after 26 years… I...

Fri, 28 Aug 2009 19:14:50 -0500

wtflolbbq:

So Reading Rainbow was cancelled after 26 years… I didn’t even know they were still making episodes anyway.

I swear that show is the inspiration for all Boards of Canada and Black Moth Super Rainbow recordings.

Larry Carlson <3<3

Fri, 28 Aug 2009 00:04:05 -0500

Larry Carlson <3<3

Alright. I haven’t had a Cheerwine since June. I’m going to break character again. Twice...

Thu, 27 Aug 2009 23:33:48 -0500

Alright. I haven’t had a Cheerwine since June. I’m going to break character again. Twice in a row. So here you go. A picture of Enrique Iglesias.

dakotafloyd: via marchingtheme Wow. My RA’s name is...

Thu, 20 Aug 2009 21:39:49 -0500

dakotafloyd:

via marchingtheme

Wow.

My RA’s name is Helen Keller. No joke.

backtogray: I’ve been like this all day. i promise when i wake...

Wed, 05 Aug 2009 21:34:42 -0500

backtogray:

I’ve been like this all day. i promise when i wake up ill be all better and it’ll be sunny.

I, SKULLS MCGEE, HAVE BEEN EXACTLY THE SAME WAY LATELY. NO SUNSHINE FOR MY ROBOT, AS NEITHER MY ROBOT NOR I HAVE HAD ANY CHEERWINE. HOWEVER, LAURA SAYS THAT THEY SELL THE STUFF IN GEORGETOWN, AND THAT MAKES ME OPTIMISTIC. THERE IS A GLIMMER OF SUNSHINE IN THE STATE OF KENTUCKY. AND I, SKULLS MCGEE, AM IN LEXINGTON. CHEEEEEEEEERWINE.

Audio

Mon, 03 Aug 2009 15:00:49 -0500

SO THERE’S THIS STUFF… IT’S CALLED PURE CANE SUGAR. I DON’T KNOW...

Fri, 12 Jun 2009 00:41:10 -0500

SO THERE’S THIS STUFF…

IT’S CALLED PURE CANE SUGAR. I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S SO CANE ABOUT IT, DOESN’T LOOK LIKE A WALKING STICK TO ME.

BUT I FOUND PEOPLE SELLING IT IN CHEERWINE INSTEAD OF HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP. I TOOK A SIP, AND I, SKULLS MCGEE, HAD AN ORGASMIC EXPERIENCE.

MORE CHEERWINE

Mon, 08 Jun 2009 12:52:38 -0500

SO I WAS WALKING AROUND DOWNTOWN KNOXVILLE AT SUNDOWN IN THE CITY.

THERE WAS A BOOTH GIVING OUT FREE CHEERWINE. KNOXVILLE. MY ANCESTRAL HOME.

THE GOSPEL OF CHEERWINE HAS SPREAD, AND I, SKULLS MCGEE, WOULD LIKE TO THINK THAT I AM PART OF THIS CHEERWINE EVANGELISM.

THAT OR AN AGGRESSIVE MARKETING CAMPAIGN.

I LIKE MY IDEA BETTER.

SORRY I, SKULLS MCGEE, HAVE NOT INFORMED YOU OF MY LOVE AS OF LATE. YOU SEE, I HAVE BEEN SPIRALING...

Wed, 22 Apr 2009 10:46:34 -0500

SORRY I, SKULLS MCGEE, HAVE NOT INFORMED YOU OF MY LOVE AS OF LATE.

YOU SEE, I HAVE BEEN SPIRALING NONCHALANTLY INTO A WORLD OF WOE, AS I COUNTED THE NUMBER OF CHEERWINE CANS AVAILABLE IN MY REFRIGERATOR: 12.

I FIND IT HARD TO GET BY, REALIZING THAT MY NECTAR, MY LIFESOURCE, IS SLOWLY DRAINING AWAY. HOWEVER, 168 CANS SINCE THE NEW YEAR? NOT BAD. NOT BAD AT ALL.

MY FRIEND FROM MADAGASCAR MAY COVERTLY RESTORE MY SUPPLIES. I WILL KEEP YOU POSTED.

UNTIL THEN, ADIEU.

CHEERWINE IN THE MORNING CHEERWINE IN THE EVENING CHEERWINE AT SUPPERTIME WITH CHEERWINE ON A...

Thu, 02 Apr 2009 19:06:17 -0500

CHEERWINE IN THE MORNING

CHEERWINE IN THE EVENING

CHEERWINE AT SUPPERTIME

WITH CHEERWINE ON A BAGEL

YOU CAN DRINK CHEERWINE ANYTIME

MMM

Fri, 27 Mar 2009 15:23:22 -0500

MMM

I, SKULLS MCGEE, WAS INFORMED THAT DR. PEPPER MIXED WITH CRANBERRY JUICE TASTES LIKE CHEERWINE BUT...

Tue, 24 Mar 2009 17:12:04 -0500

I, SKULLS MCGEE, WAS INFORMED THAT DR. PEPPER MIXED WITH CRANBERRY JUICE TASTES LIKE CHEERWINE BUT BETTER.

I, SKULLS MCGEE, SAMPLED THIS CONCOCTION TO SEE IF THERE WAS TRUTH IN THIS OUTLANDISH STATEMENT.

I, SKULLS MCGEE, REALIZED THAT SHE WAS WRONG.

CHEERWINE IS SUPREME.

IT’S CERTAINLY BETTER THAN CALLING...

Sat, 21 Mar 2009 14:57:28 -0500

IT’S CERTAINLY BETTER THAN CALLING IT

SADGIN

DROWSYRUM

CYNICISMSAKE

ORNERYOUZO

FEARBEAR

IT’S CHEERWINE, AND I, SKULLS MCGEE, LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT.

ween: ecstasyandcheerwine: WHERE NICE? ENRICH EWE? HI WEEN! REC RICE HEWN….E HELLO! I, SKULLS...

Wed, 18 Mar 2009 11:37:27 -0500

ween:

ecstasyandcheerwine:

WHERE NICE? ENRICH EWE?

HI WEEN! REC

RICE HEWN….E

HELLO!

I, SKULLS MCGEE, HAVE SCIENTIFICALLY DEDUCED WHY EXACTLY GENER CRIED IN HIS SLEEP.

CHEERWINE ISN’T SOLD IN NEW HOPE, PA. I WOULD CRY TOO.

WHERE NICE? ENRICH EWE? HI WEEN! REC RICE HEWN….E

Tue, 17 Mar 2009 20:08:53 -0500

WHERE NICE? ENRICH EWE?

HI WEEN! REC

RICE HEWN….E

TAO TE CHEERWINE

Mon, 16 Mar 2009 12:54:33 -0500

THE CHEERWINE THAT CAN BE TOLD
IS NOT THE ETERNAL BEVERAGE
THE CHEERWINE THAN CAN BE NAMED
IS NOT THE ETERNAL BEVERAGE EITHER

THE UNNAMABLE IS THE ETERNALLY REAL
NAMING IS THE ORIGIN
OF CHEERWINE BRAND SOFT DRINKS

FREE FROM DESIRE, YOU REALIZE THE MYSTERY
CAUGHT IN DESIRE, YOU GO TO YOUR REFRIGERATOR

YET MYSTERY AND REFRIGERATORS
ARISE FROM THE SAME SOURCE
THIS SOURCE IS CALLED THE CAROLINA BOTTLING COMPANY

BUBBLES IN YOUR CHEERWINE
THE GATEWAY TO ALL UNDERSTANDING

CHEERWINE ROCKET SHIP

Sat, 14 Mar 2009 18:17:50 -0500

CHEERWINE ROCKET SHIP

CHEERWINE RELIEVES STRESS

Sat, 14 Mar 2009 17:11:32 -0500

CLINICAL STUDIES SHOW THAT CHEERWINE RELIEVES STRESS BETTER THAN

PUNCHING YOUR PILLOW

TAKING A BATH

GOING TO AN AQUARIUM

TAKING A NAP

GOING TO THE BEACH

SMOKING A CIGARETTE

DOODLING

WRITING DEPRESSING LIVEJOURNAL ENTRIES

WORKING OUT

9 OUT OF 10 DOCTORS RECOMMEND IT

AND I, SKULLS MCGEE, HAVE NONE ON ME.

(via entropicsoul) I, SKULLS MCGEE, CANNOT PUT MY FEELINGS INTO...

Fri, 13 Mar 2009 16:31:55 -0500

(via entropicsoul)

I, SKULLS MCGEE, CANNOT PUT MY FEELINGS INTO WORDS ABOUT CHEERWINE. CHEERWINE IS THE COLOUR OF MY HEART. RED. THAT IS NOT A LIE. REALLY, IT IS.